A wise man whose face is painted with neon colors first then black and white later has said, “the only thing that is for sure is that nothing is for sure.”

It seems like this is the theme for every week 3 – teams look amazing or terrible in week 1 and the look like a completely different team in week 2. The same holds true for this season as well.

Hey, it’s football…that’s what keeps things exciting!

Week 3 – HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!

(HOME TEAM IN ALL CAPS)

16 – DALLAS over Chicago – Have…have you seen the Bears this season? Now they’re even losing several players. This week’s BOLD PREDICTION is that THE BEARS WILL HAVE THE FIRST PICK IN NEXT YEAR’S DRAFT.

15 – INDIANAPOLIS over San Diego – You can’t have a home game against the Jaguars every week, Chargers!

14 – SEATTLE over San Francisco – Barely winning against the Dolphins and losing to the Rams? Still not enough to make me lose faith in the Seahawks at home against the 9ers.

13 – TAMPA BAY over Los Angeles – I expect Jameis Winston to just light up the Rams’ defense.

12 – MIAMI over Cleveland – Nearly pulling off wins in Seattle and Foxboro are enough for me to throw the Fins a bone and give them a high number this week. That, and hosting the Josh McCown-less Browns…that also helps.

11 – GREEN BAY over Detroit – A home opener against the Lions should be the cure for what’s ailing the Packer’s offense

10 – CAROLINA over Minnesota – What a difference one knee will make for the Vikings!

9 – Arizona over BUFFALO – The Bills put up 31 points with their biggest offensive weapons fighting an injury…might as well fire the offensive coordinator! #Nepotism

8 – NEW YORK GIANTS over Washington – The Redskins looked promising coming off an improbable division championship…not so much this season.

7 – KANSAS CITY over New York Jets – This should be a good game but the Chiefs are too tough in Arrowhead.

6 – NEW ORLEANS over Atlanta – The home team comes out on top of this “Hey remember when we dominated this division” Bowl.

5 – CINCINNATI over Denver – Another playoff preview that will end up going to the home team.

4 – Oakland over TENNESSEE – The Raiders have given two exciting games so far. Expect another one this week.

3 – Houston over NEW ENGLAND – I’ll finish writing the prediction for this game unless I get a call to be the Patriots quarterback in which case I will have t…

2 – JACKSONVILLE over Baltimore – Jacksonville needs to win this one to salvage any of the summer hype!

1 – PHILADELPHIA over Pittsburgh – The Keystone Bowl actually won’t be one-sided. If Carson Wentz pulls this off with how good the Steelers have been looking, I will indeed be a believer!